➹BEEPER

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"It had better be an emergency."
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[intheblanks]

1) not sure why i'm supposed to be up to date on your brother's sex life 2) looked at the network today yet?

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[hexuality]

1) considering the fit he almost threw when i told him about all the places to snog in the castle, i don't think he even thinks about sex, thanks. 2) yes but that doesn't mean i can't be horrified.

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[intheblanks]

1) he thinks about sex at least twenty times a day, he just doesn't like thinking about you thinking about sex. 2) most people seem to be just building up to the marriage part.

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[hexuality]

1) i've had more boyfriends than he's had girlfriends. i have a right. and - gross. 2) married, almost married, same thing. what's the point?

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[intheblanks]

1) you're both reasonably normal adult humans, you both have a right. 2) one state works out a lot less complicated tomorrow morning.

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[hexuality]

1) reasonably normal meaning what, exactly. 2) it'll be awkward anyway.

should i play along or say they're cursed?

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[intheblanks]

play along, as long as they're not headed for the chapel. who's he marrying?

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[hexuality]

angela. and they've commandeered my owl.

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[intheblanks]

as what, a vicar? why do you have an owl?

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[hexuality]

to send letters, obviously.

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[intheblanks]

maybe you should teach him how to text.

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[hexuality]

are you telling me i'm rubbish at texting? considering i've never seen or heard of these things until i came here, i'd say i'm bloody magnificent

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[intheblanks]

no, i'm saying if he's using a bird he could probably use some tips.

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[hexuality]

there's nothing wrong with using a bird. and i'm fairly certain percy knows how to text though i don't think it's an elegant way to send invitati

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[hexuality]

what if they send invitations, he'll be mortified

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[intheblanks]

its a curse.

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[hexuality]

you're saying YOU wouldn't be bothered?

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[intheblanks]

i think enough people will be mortified that your brother will blend right in. by tomorrow everyone will have calmed down enough to focus on what's real instead of what's not.

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[hexuality]

i know. i just don't want him upset.

(and that wasn't really an answer.)

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[intheblanks]

it's just a curse.

do you think i should use owls for my invites?

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[hexuality]

always easier said, i suppose.

i think there's something more personal about a handwritten letter if that's what you mean.

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[intheblanks]

penny's going to want to ask half the city, I can't let her hand write them all.

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[hexuality]

beg pardon?

[NOT YOU TOO.]

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[intheblanks]

you can't mishear a text.

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[hexuality]

then i misread it.

penny?