➹BEEPER

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"It had better be an emergency."
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[tiesaribbon]

I'll show you where I hid your honey bear!

[Noooooooo]

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And?

[Loping! People will see!]

[tiesaribbon]

And I don't know what else you want!

[Huff]

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Then I guess I'll have to take the deal as is.

[He stops and reaches a hand behind his back.]

Shake?

[tiesaribbon]

[SHE SHAKES, SHE SHAKES, DAMN IT.]

Now put me down.

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[So he does. Right next to the vending machine.]

[tiesaribbon]

[She looks up at him, puffs her cheeks out as if she was a tiny pufferfish.]

You're mean.

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[He clasps his hands gently to those hamstercheeks and squeezes.]

Yes I am. But you can have marshmallows.

[tiesaribbon]

You can't buy my love!

[She heard one of the nurses say something like that before. Not to Chase, god.]

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[Did she. That's not the tone it strikes with Chase.]

Stop watching soaps with House, they'll rot your brain.

[tiesaribbon]

Doctor House doesn't let me watch TV with him anymore. He says my....[she pauses this part is hard to get right]...unfathomable knowledge of tropes borders on pathologically creepy.

[She frowns at the machine.]

I don't know what pathologically creepy means and when I asked him he told me that basically it meant my mama.

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It means he's jealous of how smart you are.

[Chase plugs in two hot chocolates and catches the first cup.]

Your mum's the same. [She gets tropes, too. They're easily copied.]

[tiesaribbon]

One day I want to make TV shows.

[She waits, patiently.]

Ones that I can't figure out everything in ten minutes.