➹BEEPER

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"It had better be an emergency."
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[hexuality]

i'll try anything once so you're on. shall i bring black pudding or steak and kidney pie then?

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to the japanese? you can, but it might look out of place with the sushi.

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[hexuality]

to the kangaroo, git.

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you're trying to scare me with your wacky english food?

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[hexuality]

if i really wanted to scare you, i'd cook it myself.

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ginny, ginny, ginny. steak and kidney pie's an australian national delicacy. cook me that and i might propose.

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[hexuality]

or die. though your confidence in my cooking ability's very touching.

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people wake up again, here. you can practice.

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[hexuality]

starting with you?

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i'm willing to take my chances.

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[hexuality]

what makes you say that?

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good odds. cow's harder to poison people with than you'd think.

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[hexuality]

do YOU know how to make it?

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what's it to you?

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[hexuality]

because i think it's far more humane to teach someone how to make it than watch them cock it up.

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i've never made a pie. i can put chunks of meat in a pan and watch them sizzle.

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[hexuality]

teamwork, then. i've watched my mum with her pies loads of times.

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i'm not sure the proposal still stands if you're only making half.

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[hexuality]

can't have a pie without the crust.

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now i'm sure you're hitting on me.

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[hexuality]

i'm trying to hang out with my friend.

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sorry.

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[hexuality]

unless you want me to be hitting on you. i told you i've never had to do the wooing.

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no. i mean. hanging out's good.

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[hexuality]

well when you put it that way.