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"It had better be an emergency."
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[intheblanks]

i have, i counted. and i have no idea which team i'm supporting but the jersey's nice.

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[hexuality]

australia's national quidditch team, of course. i'm very thoughtful that way. and you get to pick dinner.

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[intheblanks]

aren't muggles banned from liking wizard games? by order of oz the great and powerful?

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[hexuality]

muggles can have magical children and hear about quidditch so i'm positive we have their support. by order of the daughter of a ministry employee, you are allowed to like it.

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[intheblanks]

well if it's an order, i guess i'd better.

how about when their team play against yours?

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[hexuality]

i'd love to see england vs australia. i'm so long overdue for a world cup. but i hope you don't mean dinner's waiting until that happens because it'll never happen then.

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[intheblanks]

not unless you were planning on competitive eating. how about somewhere to match your present. japanese.

or i could look up where they're serving kangaroo steak around here.

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[hexuality]

i love japanese!

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[hexuality]

is kangaroo steak actually a thing?

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[intheblanks]

tastes like venison.

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[hexuality]

i don't know what i expected it to taste like but i don't think that was it.

well you choose. that's part of the gift.

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[intheblanks]

you love japanese. i can pay you back with some prime rib aussie vermin at a later date.

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[hexuality]

i'll try anything once so you're on. shall i bring black pudding or steak and kidney pie then?

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[intheblanks]

to the japanese? you can, but it might look out of place with the sushi.

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[hexuality]

to the kangaroo, git.

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[intheblanks]

you're trying to scare me with your wacky english food?

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[hexuality]

if i really wanted to scare you, i'd cook it myself.

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[intheblanks]

ginny, ginny, ginny. steak and kidney pie's an australian national delicacy. cook me that and i might propose.

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[hexuality]

or die. though your confidence in my cooking ability's very touching.

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[intheblanks]

people wake up again, here. you can practice.

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[hexuality]

starting with you?

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[intheblanks]

i'm willing to take my chances.

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[hexuality]

what makes you say that?

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[intheblanks]

good odds. cow's harder to poison people with than you'd think.

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[hexuality]

do YOU know how to make it?